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RED SKELETON INTERVIEWS NERVE ENDS,
FILAMENTS, & AN ELECTROLYTE


RS So guys …
NFE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
RS Hey! That’s quite a shriek. Seriously guys …
NFE ccchhhggggttttcchhhh [abrupt sound made by pushing air
forcefully through cheek using reflex propulsive tongue action]
RS So you’re doing the gig …
NFE nnnnncccchhhhggggghhhhkk!!!!!!!!!!
RS Huh-huh. Huh-huh. I see where you’re going with this …
NFE EEEeee—EEeeugh—eugh—eugh—eugh—eugh
[agonizing creaking/ back-of-throat grinding]
RS Yeah I see it!
NFE SSSKKKRREEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNKKKkkk-k-k-k
[hideous chalkboard scraping]
RS I kinda see it …